Asa Akira Strips Down
Posted in Interviews on Wednesday, July 14th, 2010
by Paulie K.
Porn Valley has become the Ellis Island of Adult, and they are no strangers to travelers from across the globe. Many girls arrive, and many more are sent packing. However there a few stars that outshine the rest, and those stars can come from just about anywhere, and often do. A Japanese girl, born in Brooklyn, NY, growing up in Japan and now living in California, there is no easy way to explain the phenomenon that is Asa Akira. In the porn world, blue eyes and blonde hair are the norm. Only a few women have become superstars that were ethnically challenged and Asa Akira is trying her darnedest to break the mold in porn, once again.
Paulie K: Hey Asa, thanks for taking the time, I appreciate it.
Asa Akira: You are welcome, I’m actually on my way back home, so since I have some time, we can chat.
Paulie K: Great. Tell me about your early childhood, I know you moved around somewhat.
Asa Akira: Yes, I was born in Manhattan, NY, until I was 6 years old. Then I lived in Japan from 6 to 13 years old, then to Brooklyn, NY from 13 to 23, and LA from 23 till now.
Paulie K: You are really extreme! These aren’t like little hick towns either, these are the biggest cities on Earth! What happened?
Asa Akira: My dad is a photographer, like an amazing photographer-
Paulie K: Like fashion photographer, celebrity portraits, what kind of photographer is he?
Asa Akira: Yes. He is all of that, he does it all and has always been very high in demand, so wherever he went, the family went. I had a great time
Paulie K: That is awesome, So listen, how did you get into porn?
Asa Akira: I was on the radio, Sirius Satellite Radio, I was on a show called Bubba The Love Sponge, and I met Gina Lynn.
Paulie K: Hold on, how did you get on Bubba The Love Sponge? That is a huge show! Millions of people want to work on that show – how did you get on that show?
Asa Akira: Oh, well I was a stripper and the club I was dancing for wanted some girls to go on the radio to promote the show. I went on and we clicked so well that they offered me a spot on the show. I said yes, and that was that.
Paulie K: So you went from stripping, to Bubba The Love Sponge.
Asa Akira: Yea.
Paulie K: Your life is just crazy!! Japan to NY, Stripping to National Radio!?! Geez what a ride. I hope your hanging on tight, because honestly, I guarantee you something crazy is going to happen to you next.
Asa Akira: Hope it’s something good.
Paulie K: With the way you look? I’m sure it is. How did you become a stripper? We are going totally backwards here, this is how crazy your life is. I thought meeting Gina Lynn was going to be the beginning, but oh no. Not with you – I can see now that you don’t work that way!Asa: Ha, ha – no, I actually don’t, do I? Um, before I was a stripper, I was a dominatrix.
Paulie K: WHAT?!? Am I being punk’d?! Were you in the adult business before you were even born?! When does it all start with you?
Asa Akira: I think being a dominatrix is where it all started for me, seriously. That was my first real job in adult entertainment.
Paulie K: You know what, I’m not even going to ask anymore. This is it. Dominatrix. How did that happen.
Asa Akira: Well my ex-husband and I were walking home and this guy came up to me, and asked if I wanted to be a dominatrix.
Paulie K: What?! Out of the blue – a total stranger who had never seen you before in his life.
Asa Akira: Yea, well he was right outside his club, you know, trying to get people to come in, and he thought I’d be good at it or whatever and asked me.
Paulie K: Wow, and you of course said yes.
Asa Akira: I said yes, he gave us a tour of the place and the next day I started my new job
as a dominatrix.
Paulie K: So how did you get from dominatrix to stripping
Asa Akira: I got into stripping because there was a girl in my dungeon, who was a stripper.
Paulie K: Of course.
Asa Akira: She told me how much money there was in dancing, and I just had to try it out. There is tons more money in dancing then there is in porn.
Paulie K: No way. Is that true? I always thought it was the other way around.
Asa Akira: Oh no, stripping is tons of money. Especially in NY and Vegas, you can make amazing amounts of money.
Paulie K: You mean all those little bills add up on that little stage?
Asa Akira: Not really – the money is in the Champagne Room.
Paulie K: So if there is more money in dancing then in porn – why do porn?
Asa Akira: Well it depends on the girl. I want to do porn, that’s where I am right now.
Paulie K: Alright, so finally – we are getting to the porn.
Asa Akira: Right. It’s about time, Paulie K!
Paulie K: Yea, well – your a complicated Japanese girl.
Asa Akira: Let’s get to it!
Paulie K: So you are on Bubba The Love Sponge, on his radio show
Asa Akira: Right, on Howard 101.
Paulie K: OH he’s on Howard Stern’s station?
Asa Akira: Oh yea.
Paulie K: Have you met Howard?
Asa Akira: Of course!
Paulie K: How is Howard? He is just a really good Jew boy from BKLYN, isn’t he?
Asa Akira: Oh he is fantastic. He’s humble, very funny, super cool, and very tall.
Paulie K: Yea he is a tall freak of nature.
Asa Akira: He is not sleazy at all. I know sometimes on radio he can come off as sleazy, but once the microphones are off – he is very cool, and awesome. His hands are huge.
Paulie K: Yea well you know what they say about guys with big hands.
Asa Akira: What, that he has a huge penis?
Paulie K: Yup. Did you see? Did you feel him up or anything?
Asa Akira: No I didn’t feel up Howard Stern! Are you crazy?
Paulie K: So lets get back to your life please.
Asa Akira: Ok, so Gina Lynn comes on Bubba The Love Sponge and we talk a little the first time. Then she comes on again, and we talk. Then she comes again and we talk and finally she says that she wants to shoot me for her company, and if I‘d be interested.
Paulie K: All this way from Japan, and Gina Lynn snatches you up.
Asa Akira: So I go to Gina’s house which is somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
Paulie K: Yea, I’ve been there- gorgeous place, but don’t count on getting a pizza after 7pm out there.
Asa Akira: Yea, it’s secluded, which she likes, so good for her. Anyway, I go to her house, we shoot a G/G scene.
Paulie K: Nice, no big deal, right? Kind of ease you into things.
Asa Akira: Then another G/G – and another, and another. Finally she asks me to do a B/G
Paulie K: Travis of course, is her man.
Asa Akira: Yea, so I say Ok.
Paulie K: Your first time in porn, was at Gina’s house, with her main squeeze, Travis.
Asa Akira: Yes, but listen to this – he broke his cock.
Paulie K: What?
Asa Akira: I know. Travis broke his cock.
Paulie K: You can not break a cock – it’s all cartilage down there, isn’t it? Like your nose!
Asa Akira: I think you can, Paulie K – because that sucker was completely bent in half.
Paulie K: Ouch!! You fucked a man with a broken cock?
Asa Akira: Had to be done, we had a scene to do. He was able to fuck, it was just bent in half.
Paulie K: Did it hurt him? Was Travis crying the whole time?
Asa Akira: No, he was telling me that it just healed – but it didn’t look healed to me.
Paulie K: Oh man, he’s gonna kill you for telling this story.
Asa Akira: No, he knows he had a broken cock that day.
Paulie K: Stop saying that – it’s very disturbing, and now I’m grabbing my crotch like it’s gonna break or something.
Asa Akira: ha ha – don’t worry – I’m sure your cock is safe. So Gina Lynn hooked me up with her agent and he flew me out to LA, like, instantly.
Paulie K: Oh, there you go.
Asa Akira: I signed the very next day with Voyeur Media. However, Vince Voyeur was no longer a part of the company, he sold it to Wicked. Voyeur Media had become Wicked’s sister company and their Gonzo arm, if you know what I mean.
Paulie K: Gonzo arm, got it.
Asa Akira: I stayed with them for 6 months, and did not want any other contracts over my head, so I became freelance.
Paulie K: You know, for you – I think the freelance idea is perfect.
Asa Akira: Contract girls don’t do anything, they don’t work. They shoot maybe 6 – 12 movies a year? Same guys, same directors, same company – I don’t want that. I want to experience different guys, and different sets, and travel and do new things. I want to work.
Paulie K: See, now you are sounding like a Japanese lady. They are always working.
Asa Akira: Yea, so I’ve been thinking of doing anal sex.
Paulie K: Wow – on camera?
Asa Akira: Yea, thinking about it.
Paulie K: Do you do it in your personal life?
Asa Akira: Absolutely, I love it.
Paulie K: Then you should do it on camera. Why deprive the world?
Asa Akira: Ha ha, I know, right?
Paulie K: So do you have any favorite movie stars?
Asa Akira: Vince Vaughn I wanna fuck. Badly.
Paulie K: Vince Vaughn? He’s a tall guy, he’s like Howard Stern size.
Asa Akira: Really? Still, I love guys with a sense of humor. To me, making me laugh is the most important thing in the world.
Paulie K: Let’s move on. How big do you think Shaq’s penis is?
Asa Akira: Oh god – I dunno, and I don’t want to know.
Paulie K: All these celebrity sex tapes coming out today – I want Shaq to leak one. Just the shadow of his manhood alone, must scare small cities.
Asa Akira: Lexington Steel’s penis is unreal. That shit is crazy. If there are bigger ones around, I don’t want to know about them.
Paulie K: Alright, anything you wanna plug before I go? Your bringing me down.
Asa Akira: Ha ha, sorry. My website is up and running, www.asaakira.com, my fans can email me there.
Paulie K: I assume your touring schedule too, will be on there?
Asa Akira: Yes! I just started feature dancing, and I’m like – “why wasn’t I doing this sooner!”. I am dancing in San Francisco, and then Hawaii.
Paulie K: HAWAII?!?
Asa Akira: Oh man you don’t know how much demand there is for Japanese girls in Hawaii – it’s retarded!
Paulie K: They are bringing you to Hawaii to feature dance?!
Asa Akira: Yep. So look for me out there! Twitter me @AsaAkira, and on my site, I blog a lot. I’m always blogging, so you can read whatever I’m up to on my website.
Paulie K: Very nice, any movies?
Asa Akira: Yes, I have a great movie from Smash pictures called Secretary’s Day 4 and it’s being released July 24.
Paulie K: Asa Akira thank you so much for taking the time with me. It has been such a pleasure.
Asa Akira: Thanks Paulie K!!
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Until next time, stay horny, America.
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