Those eyes, those lips, it must be…
A rogue, almost like Wolverine, the sexy Audrey Bitoni has been on her own in porn since the beginning and she would not have it any other way. A stunning beauty with an immense passion for sex and lust, and once you see her onscreen, you never look away. Those gorgeous Spanish eyes compliment her succulent lips perfectly and the rest of her body is just perfection.
Thankfully, after 5 years I finally got a chance to sit down with this bossy sex siren and get to hear her side of things for once. Admittedly a recluse and she doesn’t really live the porn star lifestyle, it was great for me, for once, to get to talk to the source of so much excitement and so many rumors.
AUDREY BITONI: Thank you, Paulie. Great to be here and great to finally talk with you.
PK: Yes it is great, isn’t it.
AB: Yes, I love your podcasts.
PK: Thank you very much. Now I’ve been a huge fan of yours for a long time, and I have to know about your background because you, my dear, have the most exotic, beautiful look I’ve ever seen.
AB: I am Spanish and German.
PK: That is just an amazing combination. That’s like a supermodel combination. I hate to kiss your ass, but – actually I’d love to kiss your ass. Spanish and German is very unique. Did you pump up your lips?
AB: No, no. Not at all. These are perfectly natural lips. I pumped up my tits, though. I couple of times. Not by choice.
PK: For health reasons?
AB: No they were misshapen, so I had to get them done and re-done.
PK: How old were you when you started dancing?
AB: I actually did adult films first, and then started dancing.
PK: You went from porn to stripping?
AB: Yea, I became a porn star first, and then actually had to really be talked into dancing because I honestly have no rhythm.
PK: Yea, I know how you feel. I’m a white guy. Spanish people have rhythm.
AB: Yea, I don’t. Plus to be sexy like that, and to dance like that on stage, is just not who I am. So I just laugh and tell them how horrible I am.
PK: With a body like that, I bet that works.
AB: Sometimes I do okay, other times I feel like I’m never dancing again in my life. It depends on how many drinks I have.
AB: Well it was just something completely random between me and my girlfriend. She ended up not doing it – it was only me who was the sucker. We were 18, and we talked about doing it for fun and for whatever, but never did it. Then we reached 20, and the topic came up again, we talked about doing it – and this time we actually sent out pictures and it happened really fast.
PK: You and your friend sat around the house one day, or maybe the pool, and talked about doing porn, just out of the blue.
PK: Then at 20 years old, you guys took pics of yourselves and sent them out to the agents?
PK: And that was it?
AB: That was it. It’s not that complicated.
PK: What were you thinking when you set out to do this, when you’ve never done anything like this in your entire life?
AB: Actually there was no thought. We didn’t think about it at all, we just wanted to do it.
PK: Ah, to be young again. I know the feeling.
AB: Yea, exactly.
PK: Now do you enjoy Spanish food?
AB: Umm, I’m not really a foodie. I like plain stuff, like salads and things. I am very into desert, that’s my main thing.
PK: So what do you eat usually.
AB: I like salads, that’s my main thing. I’m not really a sit down and eat a meal kind of person. Even my friends tell me, “you never eat a meal”. I mostly pick and snack all day. I eat fruit, and nuts.
PK: Yea, we know you eat nuts.
AB: Shut up. Actually, if you watch my scene, you’ll notice I never eat nuts.
PK: I’d love to change that.
AB: I bet you would.
PK: So tell me about your first time on camera.
AB: I remember a photo shoot for the agency I did and they did natural make up and I was pissed. It was extremely hot out, and so much time passed between one shoot and the next that I was just not in a good mood at all. So then they brought me to set, and I was just like, “whatever”. I didn’t care about anything anymore, I was in that frame of mind. So I just got naked and did it. I thought that it couldn’t get much worse then this. They did give me Scott Nails, who is not ugly, so at least that part was fun.
PK: Yea, he went gay.
AB: I do love Johnny Castle. He’s married, he’s not creepy and he’s penis is not huge.
PK: Johnny Castle – I love it. Mr. Dimples. This guy is so cut, even his cheekbones have muscles. I am absolutely convinced he was genetically engineered on an island somewhere. Like Arnold in the movie Twins.
AB: He is really nice too. He would be my favorite.
PK: Do you orgasm on set?
AB: I’ve never had an orgasm in my life, so I can’t say that.
PK: Did you even want to stay in the business after your first scene? Sounded like it was a rough introduction into porn.
AB: Oh yea, no, it didn’t scare me off or anything. I still wanted to continue to do it.
PK: What was it like getting naked for the first time in front of strangers?
AB: You probably won’t believe this but I’m not a big fan of being naked. When I do photo shoots, I put on a robe when I walk over to see how they come out.
PK: Honestly? Shut up.
AB: No it’s true, I do not walk around my house naked. I couldn’t.
PK: Then how do you do sex scenes?
AB: In that setting, somehow, my mind just clicks and I can do it. I don’t know. On sets, I can be naked, but off sets, I can’t.
AB: How dark is it?
PK: it’s noon.
AB: No way.
PK: What about flashing people?
AB: Oh yea – oh I’d flash people all day, no problem.
PK: How is that?
AB: I like to keep bottoms on, I guess. I don’t like going bottomless.
PK: Do you have a website for the fans?
AB: Actually I broke off with my web guy, so I have absolutely nothing to promote at this time.
PK: Well you are on Juliland.com, with those amazing pictures, aren’t you?
AB: Oh god, they are amazing. Richard Avery is the best photographer in the world.
PK: Do people usually comment on your lips or your Spanish eyes?
AB: I get the eyes a lot. And the lips.
PK: Those lips are so good for sucking cock.
AB: Sometimes, yes.
PK: Favorite sex act?
AB: Missionary. I like to have slow and sensual sex, like lovers.
PK: Really? I’ve been told I’m slow by many people. Most of them were grade school teachers.
PK: Are you a size queen?
AB: No, not at all. I prefer small to average and cocks.
PK: So when you see a big one you run?
AB: I usually have to have sex with it for four positions and then I run.
Go follow Audrey at @Audreybitonix and if you don’t know Audrey Bitoni, you should. Go look her up at Juliland.com and you’ll find some pictures there that are as good as any painting you’ll ever see. Audrey is a gorgeous, brown eyed big tit superstar who just burns up the screen every single time she appears.
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Photos: Richard Avery courtesy of juliland.com