2014 AVN AWARDS
Posted in In the News on Tuesday, August 13th, 2013
Yes it’s never too early to reveal some of this magic. The 2014 AVN Awards has just released a statement saying it will be back at the Joint in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas next year. Thank goodness – because that pool is someplace I’d like to pay rent for. If you go, just stay at the pool, you think college girls look good in bikinis – you should see porn stars! Even the bikinis are saying “OMG What a body.” The hosts or “greeters” next year will be the always lovely and gorgeous Samantha Saint and her partner will be the ever witty and hot Chanel Preston. Both girls will be wearing nothing – yes nothing – except gold body paint. Wow. So the titties be dancing free when they jump and down, which AVN should make them do, just for my sake. The AVN Awards will be turning 31 years old next year, which means we are all passing the high water mark at this point. Whenever new girls come in, you just gotta look at them say, “I know”.
Our readers can win tickets to the big show if you enter your email address on AVN.com. Do it – what have you got to lose?
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